Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
sinking_fish 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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Comments (221)
HogwartsDropout7 0
It was before; but I bet it'll be really awkward now..
ArielTheMermaid 17
Totally btw Harry Potter is awesome
superpoptart 24
How DARE you drop out of hogwarts?!
kenzie_bae_ 0
The next family get together is gonna be akaward.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
You're from Texas? It totally seemed like an Alabama fml to me
4rmMiami 4
Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas, we all slip something eventually.
thewifey310 7
No big deal.!! I know alot of people that are in relationships with their step-siblings!! Technically it isnt incest bkus u arnt blood related to one another!! It can be a bit awkward, but love is love, enjoy it!!!
GoW_Chick 15
91- * because * you * aren't And lay off the sugar for awhile your comment was not that exciting.
sinking_fish 12
128- You think THAT was bad? Feast your eyes upon her profile and get back to me XD
GoW_Chick 15
163- I thank you for that recommendation made my Christmas I little more jolly xD
mancool124 4
i dont know how to say this respectfully.... you open your "tah tahs" and "no nos" for your feance's papa
Kishawn2 2
at least you kept it in the family
kareltje 17
YDI... That's all I can think of saying to this.
caysters 12
My grandma married my uncles father. It mean my aunt and uncle then became step bother and sister, as well as having been married. There is no blood tie between them, so it really isn't all that nasty. Now, I would be weird ha they grown up together then decided to have sex... But they didn't. So leave them alone.
lexxer101 0
Did you sleep with him BEFORE you knew he was going to be your step-brother?