Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
sinking_fish 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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Comments (221)
_streets_ 19
I can't even imagine how awkward that would be.
dedd4 0
I could.
afdude87 6
This awkward. l----------------l
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Why would you tell your family whom you slept with anyway? Has nothing to do with them. Even if you already knew he was a soon to be relative. Though that would be a bit awkward on your part I suppose.
angel948 9
-cough- read the FML. -cough-
IKickPuppiesHard 16
I think I'm flatter that you believe I have the psionic ability to comment about this exact situation on a post coincidently about the same thing. I could be an awesome therapist.
Llama_Face89 34
51- what? Tell me something, man. Are you an idiot? Or just trying to make yourself look like one?
IKickPuppiesHard 16
71- I do not believe your attempt at insulting me was called for. If you were unable to comprehend my sentence then say so and go about your way.
graham11 14
31- do you need CPR? You okay, man?
MwahFMLS 6
I'll take that as a life tip. Thank you, future me will appreciate this I know it!
KiddNYC1O 22
The frog scene. LOL.
lindseykcool 6
^ ... what?
KiddNYC1O 22
21's pic is the frog scene from Family Guy.
Wangan_Warrior 9
Well, they know what they say, keep it in the family right? ;)
littlegold 7
Haha that is a good one. :) - laugh out loud -
Llama_Face89 34
You wouldn't happen to play Max Tune, would you?
bigsnasty 6
Why go down the street when you can go down the hall!!
margapp 3
how the Hell do u even wanna sleep with your "soon to be step brother" in the first place?
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Uh, because she can?
cup_of_squirrels 6
And she didn't know that it was her soon to be step-brother. If you'd read the FML you would understand."
Ozone1232 5
Maybe he was a hot piece of ass.
fancymega 7
Did u kno he was gonna b ur step brother
Jimmothy68 5
Whys it matter?
valdancer99 0
Ew.
ohmandapants 17
^ he's not he brother. It's not incest. She could have slept with him awhile ago, before he was meant to be her step brother. If he was already her step brother, then yeah it would have been weird. But he's not.
DocBastard 40
A few comments I can't believe I haven't seen yet: -WINCEST! -threesome? -only in Texas I'm so proud of all of you. *sniff*
starwind3438 9
I live in Texas and I find this FML messed up.
KiddNYC1O 22
They're busy jerking off. They found this easy to ********** to.
Monkeybuttcream 4
ooooohhhhhhhh! ok, i'm done now. What did i miss?
elementalz 2
Some1 already said wincest up there or maybe that was after u said this
laurbear12 3
DocBastard, I have to ask...is that a condom in the x-ray?
cannibletaco 6
173- No, it is not a condom. According to his blog thingy, it is a **** ring that one of his patients had.
Dracoboxer357 36
Okay, just read Doc's profile....LMFAO!!! Think I found the negative version of myself, aged a few very ******* cynical years! And to think I was going to enter the medical profession....if that's what it'll do to you, forget it! ;) lol! (No offense Doc, just ranting for nothing....)
dolphins_penny 5
the X-ray is of a foot. the "condom" is the outline of the skin. if u took any science classes in your life you'd realize that is an ankle and foot.
squirrel1215 5
Because of your profile pic I read this in a Peter Griffin voice. XD
squirrel1215 5
Lol #21. I hate my phone.
joncole 6
Well this family is interesting