Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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nephilim241 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
sinking_fish 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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Comments (221)
kayfeffa 10
Wtf? That's really weird to sleep with it soon to be step brother...honestly..that's really gross to sleep with your moms boyfriends son...lol.. :$
LaPollux 0
ironic..
SynthMyst 2
I think OP meant that they had sex in the past, then their parents met. They didn't say anything upon the realization because, really, where at the dinner table do you squeeze in "haha, you think that's bad? He and I had sex before!"? But the wording does make it sound like OP slept with the almost-step-brother. Either could be true.
dansco 25
At least you kept it in the family lol. He wasn't you step brother then so who cares?!
jtown117 8
your sick
aka_Specs 7
Welcome to awkward land
jordanluvsgreenz 0
Ahhh I'm glad I haven't slept with my step brother.
pupigirl 7
Step brother hah that's nothing. You should try it with your cousin :S I am going to hell for this
awesomescarlett 4
That's how my sister was made...
saphire512 3
Disaster JoJo