Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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nephilim241 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
sinking_fish 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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nephilim241 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
evilscorpi 29
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who cares its still nasty, your telling me there was no one else in the world but each other??? talk about lust
MrSassypants 34
15 How is it nasty? They slept together and they are not related. You also have a stupid point. You say there is no one else in the world but each other like it is a bad thing and say that it is lustful? That's not lust if you stay with one person, it is love.
chippedipp 0
#1 who they do you mean! Well, maybe they did it before their respective parents met?
cc_the_beast 6
Also this may have happened before anything happened with their parents. In that case this semi-incest was totally out if their control.
cc_the_beast 6
24 beat me to it. Kudos.
evilscorpi 29
wait how is that considered love?
MrBoredGuy 1
Doesn't matter, had sex.
DjeePee 25
"your telling me there was no one else in the world but each other??? " You know, you can say this sentence to every loving couple in the world. And yes, there are other people in this world (even a little bit too many), but if you love eachother/just want sex with eachother, nobody gives a shit about all the other possible candidates. Love or lust, they are not blood-related, so they can do with eachother what they want - imo even blood-related people can do that, as long as they don't start thinking of procreating.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Y is everyone assuming it is a she? There's a possibility that it's a he..
Alwayspullout 7
25, there is no incest involved at all here...
irritatedone 5
Buy wait op said "soon to be step brother" so they weren't even remotely related yet. So what's the big deal? I think it's it's kinda hot personally.
irritatedone 5
Omg that would way hotter if op was a he.
Namerkp2 8
25 - I believe you mean semi-wincest?
evilscorpi 29
what.ever.still a disgrace to the family, and thats bullshit love. i have my opinion just like everyone else
nahgemsoohc 0
It doesn't matter. People should be more accepting anyway
nahgemsoohc 0
Sorry. That comment was meant for 61
boardforlife 0
#38 ur awesome hahahahaha
kyarush 10
Would that be considered incest?
lulooo1999 0
What if they slept with each other way before they there goin to be siblings
humorizer 14
Did he try to seduce you by talking about wincest?
dcg1375 7
153- they DID sleep together before they were going to be siblings. Hence "soon to be step brother"
aliceb2255 0
Awkward
prabhlem 0
Next family barbecue should be interesting...
jwade11 12
How does this FML fit sooooo perfectly with the other FML.... You all remember..... Ya know the incest one... Yaaaa.... Interesting stories!
ScaughtieHolden 11
They're not related, so it's not incest.
lindseykcool 6
36, she clearly stated her "soon to be step brother". they slept together before then. please, explain why this is considered incest.
Steve95401 49
Even though it's not incest, this will make for awkward holiday get-togethers.
jwade11 12
Does no one else find it disgusting??
Levvy 22
No. I think most of us are mature enough to realize that sex between consenting adults doesn't "magically" become gross just because two OTHER adults entered into a social and legal pact. Or would you break up with your significant other if anyone else just said "Poof! This is now gross and frowned on for no real reason anyone can explain! You have to break up now!"
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I think it depends on if she knew it was her soon to be step-brother and still slept with him. That's just asking for an awkward conversation.
MellyBee 9
He's not a relative by blood, and therefore it's no one's business.
builditbetter09 3
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What if someone is a half sibling? Do you just choose a half?
SpruceDread4578 13
When you're half, then thats quite different since your blood and genes are also in that sibling.
bearnblue 0
If they liked eachother before their parents were married let them be!
MikeDa1Da 14
3- your sushi looks amazing
Marcella1016 32
93 - that's what she said
MellyBee 9
Thanks, I'm a big sushi addict!!!
builditbetter09 3
If they share a same parent then they are related by blood you dumb ****.
RedPillSucks 33
They're not half-siblings, they're step-siblings. Much different.
builditbetter09 3
Yes it was. Reread my question it says "what if SOMEONE..." not op. Don't try to correct me if you don't even know what the **** is going on.
LadyLol_fml 15
Well, Its not like you're blood related, but I really wish I could've seen the awkward silence that ensued....
SillyFart 7
Doesn't matter had sex
RedPillSucks 33
Gender isn't shown on the site, though I admit that would put an interesting twist on things.
Jonkbaby 23
I would start fapping right then and there
btnhdude 0
Because it'd be a Wednesday afternoon oorr...?
GroovyGravy 7
Just for the hell of it?
sinking_fish 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
22jrdn55 15
a pedophile!
lindseykcool 6
brings a whole new meaning to the word, "daddy"..
ShawnzieNstuff 6
The word daddy has multiple meanings?
TwitchingNebula 17
Keepin it in the family....ahhhhhh yeeeeah
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao at #7! I guess there's always that! A sibling in law isn't soooo bad. Parent in law? Awkward, yeah.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao! I guess there's always a way to make a situation worse! Bro in law, not tooooo bad. Parent in law.....slightly more awkward, yeah.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol at #7! I guess there's always a way to make things more awkward! :) Not disagreeing with you though....
Dracoboxer357 36
Great.... Not realizing my posts were actually getting thru on the next page, I retried it like 3 times and got the pleasure of lookin like a total twit. Brilliant. :p
sinking_fish 12
154- Justa little bit. :)
RedPillSucks 33
It's not pedophilia if nobody is underage.
badass243 6
i used to sleep with my soon to be family, then i took an arrow to the knee
lrgenesis 19
I used to think arrow-to-the-knee jokes were funny, then I took an arrow to the knee.
22jrdn55 15
Justin Bieber used to be a guy, then he took an arrow to the knee!
Babyseal420 7
I used to think took an arrow to the knee jokes were funny. Then I got a girlfriend.
mixmaster647 2
This comment everywhere is just so retarded , makes me ashame to be the same species as all the idiots posting it
LunaDragon 10
If you all don't shut up with, all these stupid arrows to knee jokes, I'm gonna start shoving arrows up everyone ass. #------> ( )( )
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
What does it even mean anyway?
graham11 14
34- where have you been for the last 6 months?!? It's a game reference. Duhh..
debatingalways 0
34 I'm with you. I have no idea.
sparklytea 7
It's a reference to the game Skyrim. I'm assuming here that people can be shot with arrows, and sometimes, they're shot in the knee. I have no idea for sure, I don't play.
saussbauss 0
Yes, it's from Skyrim. If you walk up to a city guard, quite often he will say, "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee."
Stormdriven37 6
I used to make aero to the knee jokes, then some guy in a club broke my nose.
Stormdriven37 6
I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then some guy in a club broke my nose.
sugarandspice33 0
19- More like an arrow to the crotch!
GoW_Chick 15
^ I think the guards say to the knee pretty sure of it that's how it is in my game anyways.
oz_jared 3
As long as its not blood who cares
Horcruxer 0
Well Ho Ho Ho it is that time of year
thomas4_fml 0
Your fault.
EvilLilCupcake 10
Maybe, maybe not. They could have done it before their parents got together. And even if not it isn't her actual blood brother.
crazy_whitechick 6
This is really jacked up but... My mom and dad got married and after 14 years my moms dad and my dads mom got married.... Now my parents are divorced... And are still "related and in a family".....