Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother, you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I told my ex I was going to bed after a few drinks, and she ended up fucking my brother while I was asleep. What an awakening to hear. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out my brother doesn't have a problem with "keeping it in the family". It's now up to me to explain why our cousin is pregnant with his kid. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, my step-brother said to me, "If we weren't related I would fuck you so hard." Mom says I should "be grateful for such a nice compliment." FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
He would still have blurted it out drunk and it doesn't change the fact you slept with him.. But is it really that bad? What your respective parents do is their business, what you do is yours.
sinking_fish 12
At least it was only your soon to be step-brother and not your soon to be step-dad, right?
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Comments (221)
KevinsK4 0
Wow! Can I Join You On Your Next Family Reunion? Sounds Interesting! How'd Everyone React?
kisstophersbaby 0
I have been In a similar place, my step-brother and I, at the time didn't know we were going to be related and he fingered me.. Well 6 months later out parents got engaged...
DJDude_Arazely 10
Question: Did you know your parents were involved in any sort of way before you.... you know? Screwed each other. Weel you cost your parents their happiness, but hey at least your not living with a giant secret inside and all that guilt, right? <:D Yes, your life does suck. <:/
floatyhead 8
oh my god. same problem. I mean. we haven't done it, but sure as hell have been close enough. I'm now freaking out on the inside now o.o
The_9th_Doctor 18
I hope you burn. that's really messed up and I hope you were embarrassed and ashamed
drummerp64 16
I think OP meant that they slept together, and then some time later their parents ended up dating/getting engaged. Not that she slept with him when she knew he was going to be her step-brother.
marchelley907 9
SMH...
Oceanlexi 6
That's what you deserve for cheating.
Nat52482 25
And that's when you call him a filthy liar ^~^ he's drunk so people might believe it?
Zat1998 11
You might be a redneck.
sarah_baby22 15
Oh wow... Awkward haha