Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
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the_coon_fml 0
wet dream?
LustWasHeart 0
Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.
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Comments (127)
JadeyVengeance 0
You might have epilepsy. Some epileptics have seizures like that, but only in their sleep.
deadboy73 0
just tell everybody that you were high
defsdgdh 4
*** your teacher for an a
Moke_fml 0
I fell asleep in class once. I wasn't embarassed, I was bored out of my ******* mind and I was woken by my teacher who poked me in the head. I talk in my sleep so I don't what the **** I was saying.
Paneity 0
You rock violently in your sleep? That's not normal... you might wanna get that checked out.
blahdsflksfd 0
I love school, I cant believe anyone would sleep during it. Ive actually been to college "parties" and those are boring. Nothing but people drinking and talking about NOTHING. Just the F-word and alot of complaining
LesYeuxDeDario 0
some people like it : P well, im goin to collage and in reality some classes are entertaining, some boring as hell, and i sleep A LOT in classes, only way to keep me alive, just cant sleep in my bed ...
Zitroaneleh 0
I hope your COLLAGE has a library with a dictionary so that you can learn to spell COLLEGE
dancer_2011 0
Don't worry... it wasn't THAT long that we were talking about you :)
fadoodlemynoodle 0
sdrawkcab kaeps ew aissur teivos ni
fadoodlemynoodle 0
today i had to see one of my students sleeping in class while reacting extremely weird i pointed out what he was doing and the whole class laughed this disrupted my class more FML
MissJessica92 0
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