Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
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the_coon_fml 0
wet dream?
LustWasHeart 0
Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.
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joelgernaut 0
breakfast is key
LemonFairy 0
I was about to say "YDI" but then I saw the username. FYL. Math sucks. (Would we be nowhere without math? Possibly. But quite frankly, I dislike it, so at the moment I do not care. :P)
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
I like your username, LemonFairy... And I completely agree with the parentheses. Who CARES if we need it? It's boring. Like physics.
LemonFairy 0
I think I love you. Haaaaate physics. (And you like it because...? There's a lovely little side to it no one ever gets. ;] )
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Yay! I love you too! And I think I've seen you on MLIA!!! (I don't stalk, I swear. Your username is memorable.) And I didn't say I like physices, I said that math was boring, LIKE physics. Easy mistake to make :)
margie4peace 11
I madr intoxicunt giggle... my work here is done. :-)
Intoxicunt 6
Nooo, your work isn't done! You must make me giggle moar! Jk. I loved that comment though. I am still tickled at the "dashing young Plexico" thing. I guess because it made me picture him in swim trunks with cheesy sunglasses on looking like one of these plastic male models. XD
Fuz_fml 0
wow sucks to be hated by your whole class now.
TheGasMaskGuy 0
At least it wasn't a wet dream!
Nagasumi 0
The OP probably was thinking about how he was smoking his buddy's pole the night before.
sarinninja 0
that is ****** cool. what! you can't laff @ ur self?
giganticbrain 0
Laugh*
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Wow, smooth. *lol* I can't say much though, I once fell so deeply asleep in class that I tipped to the side and fell off my chair and onto the next student. (University with people sitting near each other.) Luckily he was a friend and caught me.
xavierdevoy 0
Hey Unregistered, **** you. Metallica is one of the most influential metal bands ever formed even if their new shit does suck.
Fett 0
YDI wake the **** up