Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for two months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed, he says, "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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angeluv_2014 22
what great timing to lay that on you
imkool136 22
Guys, she could've had a distance crush thing goin on and just didn't know he was in a relationship.
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Comments (50)
cheeeksss 29
You've known him for ages but didn't know he had a girlfriend? : I'm confused..
Merylwen 24
And that's an example of why sleeping with someone to start a relationship is a bad idea. Here's an idea: next time date that person first, even fall in love, then sex. It won't ensure that he's not dating someone else, but it should considerably reduce the risk.
Aimeejasmine 15
Who says she wanted a romantic relationship with him? Maybe she literally wanted to bang..
shemademedoit 20
and you slept with him without asking if he had a partner? ohhh Youre a spicy one
Salvanoi 23
One shouldn't have to ask this question. He should have told her that he's seeing someone.
Overlord247 20
18, also the person in question could always lie and say they don't have a partner.
dDailydDosage 8
If I get that far with a guy, I expect that he's single if he is accepting my advances. It's not a question that needs to be asked. However, personally, I wouldn't get that far with a guy without knowing him aka knowing his relationship status...
xsydneyx123 28
I'm sure his girlfriend won't be too happy about him cheating. He should have told you instead of leading you on and waiting until after you slept with him. What a grade A douche bag.
ZombieSazza 34
Sorry OP, this probably hurts like hell right now, but him saying "my girlfriend probably won't be too happy" sounds like he has no intentions of telling her whatsoever. Do his girlfriend a favour, message her and explain that you didn't know he was single until after the deed was done. If he's slept with you behind her back, how many has he slept with behind her back? I'd want to know if I was in a relationship with a cheat.
xmalachix 15
Just for clarity: OP dose not state that she's know him for ages but that she has liked him for ages.... so in truth she's a stalker and should have known, but is simply too obsessed to care.
MzZombicidal 36
Explain how she's a stalker, please.
xmalachix 15
internets
xmalachix 15
Oh yah! Bring on the downvotes, they bring me joy.
MzZombicidal 36
To be fair, that was an awful explanation. You can have a crush on someone without "stalking" them. OP could have simply went to school with the guy or maybe worked together or something where they met at some point and then went their separate ways and OP just couldn't shake the crush. Happens. Also, maybe she DID check him out on the Internet and he just didn't post much? Also happens There are a few possibilities, so...
siggy_mcsigx 22
If she stalked him on the internet she would definitely know his relationship status
cari_cat 19
You can hide your relationship status on Facebook from certain people. Presuming we're talking about Facebook, he could have the relationship on there to make his girlfriend happy, then hide it from everyone but her so he can keep doing...well, this.
scyth3s 13
The stalker joke was taken way too seriously. Even on the internet it should have been obvious. All of you have no humour. FYLives.
xmalachix 15
Thank you #80 for getting it. Thank you everyone else for failing Rule 14 of the internets.
zenrael 21
People don't appreciate our YDI posts, because if you had known him for a long time you should have known he was in a relationship. You both ****** up maybe you can be **** ups together now. At least do the right thing now and make sure the third party knows. YDI
interesting33 37
She didn't know he had a bf. Whether she 'should have' is irrelevant - you don't know the context. But when it came down to it - she thought he was single. This is not her fault
Aimeejasmine 15
That's completely insane, you can't expect someone to know details about someone else if they're never told them. He slept with her knowing about his girlfriend, she slept with him unaware. Plus do you really think he would said he was in a relationship if he was aware OP was sexually interested in him? No, he would've lied. Get your head out of your ass OP clearly didn't ask to be the other woman.
annalily5 28
This might suprise you, but guys who are willing to cheat aren't always that honest about their relationship status.
kavyashahs 16
Sorry bro
abNormal62 23
Sorry that you got used. Sharing the truth with his girlfriend is probably a key thing here. First of all it reflects your character, if you didn't know he was with somebody and you were played, you should speak up and let people know you weren't a totally willing participant in his cheating. Second of all, you will prevent her from being played again when he does this with somebody else. And finally, it's what the douche himself deserves
TenebrionHZ 5
Hey, look at the bright side. At least YOUR boyfriend won't mind. Oh wait...