Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for two months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed, he says, "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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angeluv_2014 22
what great timing to lay that on you
imkool136 22
Guys, she could've had a distance crush thing goin on and just didn't know he was in a relationship.
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Comments (50)
Papersock 20
That was anti-climactic.
KawaiiPinkie 11
Stop being such assholes in the comments! My current boyfriend had no idea I broke up with my ex before I kissed him. He is one of my best friends and he knows me better than anyone else. I also broke up with my ex 6 months before I kissed him. It's not always easy to know if someone is in a relationship or not!
xmalachix 15
Stop expecting les from the internets.
KawaiiPinkie 11
So I should just let people be stupid, judgemental assholes? Why do I even bother commenting on anything when I already know that 90% of all the people who ends up reading it has an IQ under 50 -.-
redpanda39 10
Uh....what I understood from that comment was that your current boyfriend kissed you while, as far as he knew, you were in a relationship with someone else. Which, to most people, would put him right in the "asshole" category that this guy is now in. So I'm really not sure how that post was supposed to help anything. Much less demonstrate to anyone that your IQ is any higher than anyone else's...
KawaiiPinkie 11
88# Was "I kissed him" that hard to understand? And he already knew I liked him, he's just slow. And it's as relevant as you can get it. He didn't know I was single until I kissed him, just as OP didn't know he had a girlfriend until after they had sex. And you still have problems understanding how I find a lot of the people in the comments stupid?
writerchic85 26
You know it's entirely possibly she's known and liked him for ages but he never mentioned he had a girlfriend. Just because you know someone and like them doesn't mean you have a clear understanding of every aspect of their lives. There are people out there who are married and find out their partner has a whole second family going on. If someone wants to hide something bad enough they can.
DoomedGemini 38
I know someone whose wife had another man that worked a different shift live in their house thinking they were in a relationship as well. They even worked at the same place and didn't find out immediately. If people don't want to be faithful, they can be really good at hiding it.
DeltaDragonxx 20
To everyone saying YDI, OP could be like me and not keep up with relationship status. It's to much bloody work, even if you like them. I then to avoid the people I like anyway.
Anonypus 20
As long as you don't keep it from his girlfriend because what he did was wrong. And let's hope she doesn't get mad at you because you know how girls get sometimes.
vikky538 29
I believe after what he said your emotions on your crush is crushed.
TheHelper88 9
I'm extremely sorry that you've had to experience that miss. It's quite a miserable thing to bear dealing with however i know a strong person by the way they write or speak so i know you can over come this painful sad situation, by the way that guy should be given what's coming for him.
Catdragon 40
I wouldn't continue to like him. if he cheated on her whose to say he won't cheat on you.
coffeelicious 11
"Happy. I'm happy if you'll get out of my sight right now."
aarsch8 5
Because of the lack of commas, I'm not sure if you liked him for ages, or you two had sex for ages.