Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me having phone sex with another guy. He either didn't notice or didn't care. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
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bbgirlXD 6
you should have moaned hard so his Gf would have heard you!! Fyl Op but u deserve beter
afallingstar 22
obviously you weren't exclusive- you said you were "seeing him" not that he was your boyfriend- so why were you surprised
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Comments (135)
cheergirly789 4
fyl sorry hun
duckiedolittle 0
hahahahah oh god.
iluvcucumbers 0
How can you go out with someone for 3 years and not call him your boyfriend, but ''the guy I have seen for about 3 years''? Seems to me that OP and the guy weren't officially a couple, or maybe they were just friends with benefits.
lolomgcoldplay 0
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deannamarie12 0
mood killer, OP? :
wizardsrok97 0
number 19 im sure she called him the guy shes seen for 3 months cuz they broke up and OP was just telling us that thats how it happened
pink_mx_braap 0
oooooooohhh someone popped your bubble good thing it wasn't a cherry
pink_mx_braap 0
fail! walks off clif in shame...
wizardsrok97 0
years i meant not months
RosaOnThis 0
OP you were just a side ting/**** buddy
RaKum12 0
jajajajajaja, that's funny
Kr3tS22 0
seriously op you couldn't figure it out after three yeers tht u were just a frend with benefits?
bishoprsv2 0
#28 It's ok. Happens to everyone.
pseudolife 4
Agree with #19. OP knew that the guy she's been seeing for 3 years wasn't exclusive, hence she didn't say boyfriend. Just because your seeing someone, doesn't matter how long, doesn't mean that their your official significant other. The person has to ask you, if you want to be their GF. OP you had wishful thinking in your part but you should move on. The guy is a prick for not mentioning to you that he had a GF. Plus, who picks up the phone while having sex? That's just rude.
pink_mx_braap 0
WTF where is that comment
pink_mx_braap 0
43 no someone commented first and they weren't so I replied to them and there comment is gone and I looked stupid with the fail!!! under my comment yeps...
StoryOfTheYear 15
1- I'm betting this might be a fake though, I saw one like this just yesterday but I could just be wrong
seanreddog 4
I agree with 19. If you're one of those people that doesn't want to "label" their relationship, don't be surprised if he actually wants a real relationship or bends the non-existant rules.
lizzilla8297 2
what the heck???
maxdashz 0
47-I agree this time. It's true then the OP is really dumb not to know. And the way this FML is written makes it sound like the bf became the second gf's father when he was inside the OP O.o....
cincin75 0
24, exactly. Maybe op is feeling like be raped now. That is sucks. :(
panda907 0
I agree with Seanredog
panda907 0
who agrees with #19
JupiterIcicle 1
OMG that was you?! Your pants must have had polar bears! that's hard @ lunch anyway so I'm sorry, YDI for sleeping with a pig
metalfan333 0
YDI for being a *****. i hope you get aids
gaza244 0
hey wats does OP mean or ydi
blindyblonde13 0
i agree with 47, 19, and 61.
kyarush 10
get pooped on
killerviral 0
1 is soo hot is my pichot
EmmyGrangerDC 0
hahaha agreed #3!!!
luvdatglitter 0
y did he even answer the phone during sex?
xbenjaminx 4
suprise!!
seronic 0
some people are good at hiding it.
Pandacharm 0
maybe he has only had another gf for a few weeks?
iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml 0
first!
jsx12345 0
FAIL!
AdrianneLily 9
Yeah. You're second. Duhh:P
yourlifesfucked 0
yes congrats! you are first to fail!
russellbrandon33 0
sexy boobs
iCanMakeYoBEDROC_fml 0
how about hush? kthanks.
JupiterIcicle 1
omg!11 amazing comeback! I'm astonished with your intelligence
afallingstar 22
obviously you weren't exclusive- you said you were "seeing him" not that he was your boyfriend- so why were you surprised
RyGan 0
Meow
ParisMilton93 15
Yeah but i bet she didn't like to know she was "the other woman"
autumn16 0
so now you realize that your just a **** buddy after seein him fer 3 years.. good job. ydi for bein with a cheater and not realizing it. I hope you bit his penis and left him right there crying
idoc300 11
She doesn't deserve it, asshole, learn your spelling too!
luluforever2 0
that's ****** up. dump his ass. he's a piece of shit. how did u just barely realized that he had another when u were with him for three years!!! DUMP HIM!!!!!
bbgirlXD 6
you should have moaned hard so his Gf would have heard you!! Fyl Op but u deserve beter
bombtastic 10
^ this definitely.
MollyCookies 0
I agree. If that was me I would have done that.
SirDirtyRedD 15
agree number three right here
smiley_ily 0
aww, fyl. you deserve better (:
luluforever2 0
agree with 3- bash the **** out of him and u should have left him crying after biting his penis.