Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for two months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed, he says, "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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angeluv_2014 22
what great timing to lay that on you
imkool136 22
Guys, she could've had a distance crush thing goin on and just didn't know he was in a relationship.
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Joisan 20
I'll add my voice to the people defending how the OP could have not known about the girlfriend. When I was in college I liked a guy who was part of my circle of friends. Between sharing classes and getting dinner together as a group with other friends, I saw and talked to him nearly every day, and yet had no clue he was dating a girl from his home town until he told me after I asked him out. Of course, I backed off but we remained friends. A year later, they broke up and once again I didn't hear a peep about it. He just out of the blue asked me out and I had to flat out ask him "What about you and (ex's name)?" before I found out they were over. So yeah, it's quite possible to be well acquainted with someone for a long time and not know about their relationship status, especially if that someone is unscrupulous and actively tries to hide it. Seriously sucks, though, OP. Now you know not to waste any more time on him, though! You don't want to be with a cheater like him.
apcsox 18
Methinks OP must have known something if she's "liked him for ages". I smell a YDI.
limabeans101029 21
Obviously not, considering the whole FML is based around the fact that he only told her this after he slept with her. It's possible to keep this kind a thing a secret if you really want to, especially if it's a long distance relationship.
anonymousedeer 3
been there hun.
tweetbaby14 18
So you didn't think to ask "oh hey are you seeing anyone?" before humping him?
limabeans101029 21
Generally, if someone is about to have sex you you'd probably assume that they aren't in another relationship. Plus, if they're willing to cheat on their partner, they're probably willing to lie about whether or not they're in a relationship.
tweetbaby14 18
You know with really cool things like social media and the extreme immodestly of people it's really easy to get on Facebook and double check right? And if he told her after the fact he probably would have said something prior if asked.
tlnorman 18
Don't blame yourself OP he's the one who never said anything. He's scum.
luke_cc 8
Sorry to sound like an ass and he's totally in the wrong to but kinda a **** thing to do
Shade1982 21
Sleeping with someone you like makes you a ****? Well, that is new, I always thought sleeping around with everyone did that...
dDailydDosage 8
Honestly OP could have assumed he was single if he acted single. She could have flirted with him and when he responded positively saw it as a green light. Not saying I approve of this method because of the lack of efficiency but could happen.
CandyApple88 13
If the guy acted single then he is an ass. If OP still sleeps with him after knowing he has a gf, then they deserve each other.
DanCastellaneta 17
Yay, you're an unintentional ****. Well you and his girlfriend can whack him into the ground when she gets the news.
Annies 20
He’s talking in his sleep. Probably doesn’t mean anything.