Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML
Today, I found a spider in my car the size of my hand. Help. FML
Today, it was a little colder than it should be for this time of year, and as a result I was using the heater in my car. Apparently within the last four months, a mouse managed to make his way into my heater vent and die. I can not get the smell of death out of my car. FML
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32
Only one logical answer: Set the car on fire.
dontknow1 19
I hope they didn't bite you, go clean the tubes from the ac and also your entire car just in case there are other types of bugs inside.
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Comments (41)
ScratchCatPower 32
Only one logical answer: Set the car on fire.
nanner6206 24
stole the words right outta my mouth!
False_Stupidity 42
They'd be warm at least too. Kills two birds(and thousands of tiny spiders) with one stone(or match in this case)
andrmac 25
Or do that YouTube video where the woman got out of the car and just let go on its own.
Dramori 29
Leaving her kid alone to rescue the car? Talk about overreacting...
quiksilver415 17
Burn it! Burn it with fire!
misspanda_fml 7
Idk, I thought we'd try burning it with water.
jocamo 24
you can burn with ice soo...
WCARlover 35
If you weren't shivering before, I bet you were after the spiders came out...this makes me shiver just reading it, you're giving me the heebie jeebies! D:
dontknow1 19
I hope they didn't bite you, go clean the tubes from the ac and also your entire car just in case there are other types of bugs inside.
Mpii 11
How would you recomend cleaning every crevice? I'm genuinly interested in finding a good way to clean my whole car every once in a while.
CarlCarlCarl 20
And when done set the car on fire while pushing it off a cliff.
aggiegirl95 7
Time to get a new car then.
NielAnblomie 9
Damn, Kansas! You scary!
Hildy93 21
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies
FlamingColor 30
Step 1: Grab rock. Step 2: Place rock on gas pedal. Step 3: Shift into drive and bail out.
Shaky_Spear 11
"Shift into drive" Two words... Manual Gearbox. Would recommend.
thinkingclairely 6
I cringed so hard while reading this.
samlovesham1234 9
Nuke it!!!