Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, on the way to work, I pulled over at a postbox to post a letter. I walked up to the box with the letter in one hand, car key in the other. Guess which one I posted. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
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Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
onthetoilet 3
Where?
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Comments (191)
teven0855 6
The garage? That sucks OP.
dreamering 16
No, in monkey's ass
nonelikeworms 0
I bet you the key is in the letter box. OP leaves it a wonderful mystery where it actually is.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Apparently this is a challenging riddle...
LiveLaughFML 10
that person could have broken into your house and chose not to. there are some good people in this world :')
BagleHead 6
You should invest in a fireaxe, never know when you need one. Zombies, bad breakup, getting mugged, airport security, breaking down a door...so many uses.
Damn_Hippster 11
No guys, the mail box keys are obviously in outer space, garage is just a deep metaphor for spaceship. It's all there in the riddle.
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
If that person got into your letterbox with no key, shouldn't you be able to?
instnt1nfction 17
He took the key
EvilPotato 15
67 I SEE what YOU did THERE.
pinkspaceboundro 0
Eh not so much..
bonnie789 1
He put the keys through the slot in the letter box so the guy won't be able to open his letter box without the keys
MichellinMan 20
No but seriously guys, it's in his mom's ******.
fmlwmty 0
Umm idk... Where?
woody768 0
Probably in his letter box... Otherwise how did the other person put his garage key in there?
fatraptorjesus13 9
what's funny is I have a baseball bat knife and a gun ( xD airsoft but it's meant to look pretty real) not for intruders but for zombies
amoscore 5
YDI for leaving it on the garage door.
Melisso 4
I thought the letter box.
enonymous 9
Your keys are in china. Next time you post a trivia question don't include your location
st0815 9
He can just call a locksmith and have them open the letterbox, no destruction required. He should compare that to what might have happened if some friendly passerby hadn't noticed the keys and helped him out. OP really ought to be thankful.
Arch27 27
I'm pretty sure zombies aren't afraid of something that looks like a gun. Otherwise we could stave off the zombie invasion with cardboard cutouts.
Daralea 21
yea, 172. And I don't see what the problem is with just trying to break it open. :S Unless it is issued by the community or something.
FLASH7221 0
What does OP even mean? "oh please" idk
Xboxgamer_fml 0
FIRST
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
No you're not bitch.
onthetoilet 3
Where?
Squirrelx 5
Narnia ;)
tylersign 11
On the toilet.
morganrules123 10
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
China?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
China?
EvilPotato 15
Malice. (fantasy world in the book called Malice with a sequel called Havoc, it's what all the cool kids are reading).
deadrising084 1
Siberia!
futtbuck101 1
...in your UNDERWEAR!!!!
iheartbewbies 0
B-B-Bombo Creaker
gamerhead 3
108- F..F..Fail!
gamerhead 3
108- F..F..Fail!
gamerhead 3
108- F..F..Fail!
MichellinMan 20
113- t-t-triple fail!
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls.
Sha41491 0
the cool kids aren't reading
Feklfekl2222 32
It's a bit late but........ The Bermuda triangle
Akay4 14
Canada
MehrunesDagon456 20
In an Oblivion gate?
Mitch_Connor 11
Locky you
bzett 0
fail.
elmogoezRAWR 0
*ba dum tssss*
Stealth_Void 4
Heh, it's funny cause his keys are locked in the garage.
Saltime 0
Don't start with puns. Just lock them away.
Blacksabbath211 9
I see what you did there :D
zachherbert 10
Or "Lock Key" you.
nunsrtight69 0
78 hahahaha
pottymouthpanda 0
thats suxs, hopefully u can find sumwun to help?
missyj0 12
Lol, "sumwun". Is that English?
elmogoezRAWR 0
No, it's Engrish
evanedwards85 6
apparently somwun needs to help you learn the english language
pinkspaceboundro 0
You guys not going to comment on the word sux as well...
h00l1gan 5
Oh Jesus we got some grammar nazis here hail speilcheck!
Beebow_fml 5
Apparently somwun needs to help 41 find some clothes.
WolfsGuns 0
I know right? But its actually in the commenting policy to spell correctly... -___-"
JayJ17 7
Lmao 110 so true. This is FML. Why do you need to have a pic like that. Lmao save it for someone who cares buddy. Oh and at least he didn't steal your key OP. I don't get how this is an FML. Big deal your locked out. Better than being robbed.
FMLephant 2
You left it in Siberia?
MagicallyFat 12
Lol why would it be in Siberia. OP obvisouly is a teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and she left it in her chambers
tsim_fml 0
up ur ass OP?
lawl_pwnd 0
wait how did they put them in the box if it was locked ?
JayJ17 7
Duh, I think 82 is the only one who gets it. It's probably already in a basilisk's stomach by now. Time for a little "Petrificus Totalus"
Soloman212 28
127, do you know what letterboxes are, and how they function?
enonymous 9
138 - I need instructions. Also if you have those instructions in Swedish I can break out my ikea translator
sociology 0
127. they had the key to open the letter box which was on that key chain. DUH!
simsima_fml 3
Isit the garage?..
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
That's why the FML is on here...
xXCANUCKSXx 0
Its on his key set you stupid motherfuckers
niiick97_fml 3
U guys are all dumb. The letterbox is locked, and the key is on his key ring in the letterbox, so he can't open it.
insidejokeswithm 0
HAHAH IM GONNA BE TOTALLY RUDE HERE I GET IT NOW THANKS FOR THE CLARIFICATION. No seriously, I do.
ZTD09 2
Bitch, get your feet off the couch.
KiddNYC1O 22
**** yo couch...
SneakherHead 5
#11 doesn't know how to love
alqahtmm 0
ur HOT
Freeze_fml 17
As opposed to that person robbing you.
Btreasure 8
It's the thought that counts, right?
kikibrowm 7
Yeah, be glad an idiot found it and not a robber or a murderer or something.
leadman1989 16
I recall a gentle man called Murphy and his law. What a dick (Murphy).