noneofthesex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Do me
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DreeStahr
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Liberty, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Steamy
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
sleepingbeauty
Jackson, United States
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
princess
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Anonymous
Imperial, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
McKenna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Anonymous
San Bruno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
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troynt 2
double standard ... if the roles were reversed no one would care.
deeznutzismine 0
Text me instead!
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HyperFlirt 0
Maybe he just didn't receive it. Or was asleep. Or phone died. Or out. So many reasons he didn't answer, you should've called him instead.
xsydbabyx 0
Voice always works better. Shoulda called him. Or involve food. They always come for food. Come...to the house of course. Or go to worse case scenario. OMG HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU RIGHT THAT SECOND! DUMPTHTBITCHKTHXBAI.
podrummer9209 0
Yeah, I work right after school til like 8, so that's 12 hours of the day I'm not staring at my phone constantly going OMFG TXT ME PLEEZ I MISSES JOO... Honestly, sex isn't going to get a guy to pay attention to you 100% of the time. I mean come on, I haven't been laid in months and I simply would not just get up and go to someone's house just for sex. *shrug* That's just me, stuck in my traditional views though. I've always been a little odd.
iamtenyearsago 0
Wow, who cares..?
ertw 0
chicks need to stop over reacting, maybe his phone was dead! quit whining
realmmaster 0
I kind of have to agree with some of the other people here and call a double standard. If this was a guy telling his girlfriend to come over to have sex with him, he would be called every nasty name in the book by every female on this site. Since this is a girl, every one assumes HE is CHEATING. How does that work? Maybe he was busy. Or asleep. Get the facts before you blame the guy for cheating.
redbluegreen 41
You shouldn't text your "boyfriend" to come over and have sex with you. He could've been offended, jeeze.
Hich17 0
...Seriously? You're slutty enough to say "F my life" because your boyfriend didn't respond to your booty-call? Get a damn hobby.
mexiwrestler93 0
So 44 clearly hasn't gotten laid people have needs. Dummy
Dudeface16 0
Ok seriously, he probably just wants to wait untill marraige. That is the right thing to do, so you should respect him for it. Sex is special and should should only be shared between married adults.