noneofthesex
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Do me
Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
DreeStahr
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Liberty, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Steamy
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Remote sex
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Today, after I decided to see what would happen if I didn’t text my boyfriend first in the morning, I haven’t heard from him in two days. FML
sleepingbeauty
Jackson, United States
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
princess
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML
Anonymous
Imperial, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
fml
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
McKenna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Anonymous
San Bruno, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML
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troynt 2
double standard ... if the roles were reversed no one would care.
deeznutzismine 0
Text me instead!
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e_rico112 0
theres a veeeeeery slim chance he has a life. serisously. theyre free!
libbyson 5
haha thats what I was going to say, people these days get so worked up when someone doesn't answer there text messages right away Don't people realize some of us have lives
XxCoolPersonxX 0
you wanted him to do you but now you have a boo-boo crappy and doesn't make sense but hey it ryhmes!
WhyworldWhy 0
Maybe his phone was off, maybe it was on silent, maybe he was busy not the end of the world
blahthing 0
Sounds like my boyfriend...no wait...mine would say "lol". Can't decide if it's any better or worse than not getting a reply at all.
MysteryJoker 5
I would say he wasn't in the mood if he responded but...yeah, phone is either off or he's like me where you don't check your messages for hours
Skimbap 0
Maybe you're fat and ugly?
Hippie6 0
DUde if you really need it that bad i'll do you :p. lol. ure life sucks
ChocolateMoses 0
you cant jus assume stuff, his phone could have died or something along those lines
Mattxy8 5
Why do people try to make excuses? His phone is probably fine, maybe your just not "fuckable"
Deitz123 2
Maybe bcoz ur a hoe.