awilson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dick joke
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
LMFAO! That happened to me before
Rixxieee 0
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
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Comments (144)
fanstasia 5
LMAO! Brilliant!
YankfanZZTop22 0
LOL
grumpyoldtroll 0
ydi for eating m&ms
GriefBacon 0
Soooooo you had no opportunity to explain to her, or make it into a joke somehow? You just automatically got embarrassed and said OMG MY MOM JUST KNOWS I'M A DIRTY ****? That's what you get for enjoying m&ms on a CHAIR. How dare you, I can't believe it!
dRose22 0
this FML probably makes my top 10. damn this one actually made me laugh.
sweet_j_tbr 0
I just enjoyed M&M's on a Chair, Nothing happened :D M&M's FTW! :D
friscobuff 0
YDI for still living with your mom!
THTB 3
Made me lol.
lem0n_fml 0
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. that' the first fml to make me lol in a while.
Britt_nayyy 0
This Made My Day. I Laughed So Hard! Lol :)
polkadot123 0
haha that was so funny. now its stuck in my head 4ever! wow =]