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Dick joke

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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LMFAO! That happened to me before

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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hahaha! kodak moment!!

LMFAOOOOO that sucks OP but its SOOO funny!!!

Lol, that's funny!

lmao I would have stood up to look for it

It's funny because you're a guy. : D

SleepyHead34 0

hahahahha hahahhaha lmaoo tht just made my dayyy xD

HILARIOUS!!! I fell over from laughing so hard when I first read this. and then I slipped and ended up laughin so hard I cried the second time I read this lol : )

OMG this so just made my day!!! I just laughed so hard I cried!!!!

Hahahaha I love this :)