awilson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Dick joke
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
LMFAO! That happened to me before
Rixxieee 0
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
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ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...My dick bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kids My dick rush like the chargers (the whole team) Your shit look like you fourteen My dick locked in a cage (right) Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick so hot its stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman..."
JaneDoe_71 0
Damn... can't resist anymore! I love this! I'm always awaiting for you to find the one!!!!! Thank you
Person1233 13
=o !
ireply_w_lyrics 0
The one what? :O
JaneDoe_71 0
LYRICS!
ireply_w_lyrics 0
MMK! DONT YELL AT ME! IM AN EMOTIONAL PERSON AND YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY!!!!!!!
ireply_w_lyrics 0
And thank ya! first time ive been complimented by a moderator
JaneDoe_71 0
so you're an emo? awwwwwwwww I'll be quiet then!
ireply_w_lyrics 0
An no, im not an emo :P Cantcha tell by the country music i post?
JaneDoe_71 0
I sure can!
hothotheat_ 13
YES!
musiclife_fml 0
I NOMinate you as the best. commenter. ever.
StaciCarol 2
******* love that song.
trainheartnet 1
Nice
SatsuHikaru 0
LoLz maybe you could prove it ;)
oxrox 0
Idiot
plexico 4
I wouldn't "eat M&M's on a chair" because a lot of people's asses have been there. The brown ones don't leave the factory fart-flavored, it just gets picked up from the upholstery. And about the one you dropped: you probably were probing for it just a little too long ;)
Person1233 13
Because eating M&M's on the bed is a bit more suitable? You have no clue who had sex/jacked off there xP
plexico 4
I think the OP would eat M&M's out of a toilet. He loses one and he starts to yell at it? Maybe if you drop a whole Twix bar out of the two-pack and can't find it, you can yell at it, but an M&M is so small, you just have to "let it go."
btchh 0
jajajajajaj!!!!
iice_ee 0
that is hillarious! What happened? She say anything.. U shudve got up and showed the m& m to her..
iice_ee 0
Darn I want m&m's now :/
abby1029 8
same(:
hqwoody327 0
Not many FML's make me LOL... this one certainly did! That's GOLD!
vballerlover07 0
xxbrokenworld1xx 0
wat a ******* fail! XD lol.
plexico 4
I hope she didn't think you were talking about your little brother.
longboat 0
Epic M&M fail, but it would be even funnier if you actually had a small dick.
skyttlz 32
haha ya