awilson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dick joke
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
LMFAO! That happened to me before
Rixxieee 0
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
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Comments (144)
keres 0
AHAHAHA faved
TheBeardOfZeus 0
lmao!
1unluckyPerson 0
ROFLMMFAO lol. if i were u id be saying to myself ftw and everyone in it lol.
TheChanel 0
that's halarious!!! thanks for the laugh
Blithe_626 0
hahaha ur mum prob thinks ur some kinda penis freak. it'd be even funnier if u tried explaining and ur mum just walked out and ignored you.
October_Midnight 0
Lmao! thanks for the laugh! made my day
slag_ 0
when i first read this i thought u dropped an m&m on the chair and your mom was looking for it with her hand on your crotch saying, "where is that little bastard". then i reread it and it explained a lot =]
fatman1970 25
I'm laughing so hard that I've actually started to cry! Brilliant FML!
RawrItsRachel 0
Lmfaoo, that's funny.. xD I can picture that happening too me and my dumbass self. :)
annalisem 3
hahahahaha that is great!!!