awilson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Dick joke
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
LMFAO! That happened to me before
Rixxieee 0
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
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Comments (144)
caliloveex3 0
hmm little bastard eh? ahha great FML cutieeee
aberfrog5 0
ahhh. refreshing FML. :D
emo_platypus 0
i think this is actally one of the funniest fmls i've ever read.... your life probably isn't really ******, but it's still hilarious....
xkitten 0
That's pretty funny.
timothyD12 0
:D funny stuff...although being serious, why wouldn't you just stand up to see the m&m?
MissJMarie 0
hm more like MLIA than FML
Raachhhx3 0
AHAHAHA M&Ms FTW! (:
candygrl122 0
OMG HAHAHAH LMAO LMAO LMAO, no offense but HAHA!
jewelzgalore 0
i actually let out a chuckle on that one. thank you for this beautiful fml
Bravesman16 0
best one on here for the past week ty for sharing