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Dick joke

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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LMFAO! That happened to me before

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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MOSESRAISIN 0

well looks like weve learned our lesson here

i almost pissed myself laughing

briissocoollike 8

AWKWARD.

hahahahaha!

chels1994 11

i love this.

This is soooooooo ******* funnny!!! LMFAO! :D

I don't want that to happen to me....

ThatOneGirlStar 2

omfg lolz I just tinkled myself I laughed so hard!!!

Story of my life. XD

Funny shit