awilson This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Dick joke

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MyLifeIsFucked56 1

11 September 2009, 23:13

LMFAO! That happened to me before

Rixxieee 0

11 September 2009, 23:17

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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MyLifeIsFucked56 1

11 September 2009, 23:13

LMFAO! That happened to me before

nando92 0

12 September 2009, 00:19

yup thats happend to me before, except it was my friend who walked in... She laughed and left...

cheese1756 0

12 September 2009, 04:25

When I say LOL, I actually laugh out loud, unlike most people, who just say it to mean, "Hmm, that is kind of funny" But this time is the first time I said LOL and meant it, and the first time I loled at an FML

xMooMoox 0

12 September 2009, 07:19

#67 What in gods name did that mean? "When I say lol I actually lol.... but this is the first time I meant it...." Um contradiction much? About the FML, a lot of you are saying its awesome but I find it incredibly lame and not at all funny