awilson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dick joke
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
LMFAO! That happened to me before
Rixxieee 0
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
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Comments (144)
Ehko 6
Oh shit. This was posted on 9/11 :P
ammerhammer 3
Haha epic
FluffyWizdom 15
parents should really learn to knock before they barge in
adam97_fml 25
This is the hardest I've laughed at a FML.
worldclassrager 41
Wrong word choice...stand up next time...
gingerface81 16
Am I the only one who read it "Mand Ms" when first reading it?
hurley12 30
Am I the only one bothered when people type MandMs instead of M&Ms
pokysmalls 14
Yeah that really bugged me as well...
amberdea404 28
I would understand even if you weren't looking for candy, the ******** is difficult to find.