awilson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Dick joke
Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
LMFAO! That happened to me before
Rixxieee 0
wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P
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Comments (144)
aliak2 0
Get over it, it's nothing
mapleleafs4ever 0
Hahahaha, that must have been awckward!
aback 5
This is the first FML I've marked "favorite". XD
cuppycake4494 0
i wooda b way funnier if it wuz a new girlfriend
24788 7
Well it's not weird for a man to act this way.
x_Leopard_x 1
LOL! XDD That actually made me laugh.
Ohnothingreally 0
LOL.
ooohlife 0
HAHAHAHA BEST FML! LOVE IT!
epicwinmaster 0
ydi for not sharing the mnms
aghoogha 0
what color was the M&M?