Dick joke

awilson - - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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Rixxieee 0

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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aback 4

This is the first FML I've marked "favorite". XD

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cuppycake4494 0

i wooda b way funnier if it wuz a new girlfriend

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24788 6

Well it's not weird for a man to act this way.

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x_Leopard_x 1

LOL! XDD That actually made me laugh.

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ooohlife 0

HAHAHAHA BEST FML! LOVE IT!

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