Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Top comments
Bluekaren16 19
He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated
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Comments (243)
momo1972 3
Quite a guy you have there
Avatar_Kirra 14
Classic cockblock: clothes.
fuzion50 6
Maybe you should stop breastfeeding him and put him on formula. He sounds like he gets cranky when he doesn't get his milk.
friedbunnies 9
Lmao
rebelliousshroom 12
Wtf, I would have helped the guy out after ten seconds and continued making out.... YDI
Pinkpoogle 3
This FML would be waaay better if it said he was trying to unhook my "over the shoulder boulder holder" haha
howrudoin 11
Big boobs trapped in undersized bras can be hard to unlock, true story.
Namenlos_fml 20
Clothing can be so cruel....
sheyyjo 0
that's cute. haha
bloodangel494 1
see what happens when you put boobies in guys faces. we can't even stay focused enough to do the simplest of tasks... bra 1, boyfriend 0 lol.