Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Top comments
Rianna03 14
That's pretty funny actually. I get that you wanted to get hours attention, possibly for some sexy fun time, but keep in mind that just because you may want some, doesn't mean that he does in that time and moment. Sometimes people just need their space and chill out, and in a healthy relationship both partners recognize and respect that. ☺ Not that I'm saying you don't, OP. FYI, though. Try again in an hour? If all fails, play video games with him! That's pretty fun too. :P
KaneCR 9
that's awesome
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KaneCR 9
that's awesome
buckstop1 37
Although I know that must've been disappointing on your end OP, your boyfriend is ******* hilarious
Tarlachia 33
Some guys need more direct acts of obviousness. Get your girls in his face!
Mahtari 19
Depending on the game he's playing that can get a girl punched in the face.
9a_1z 12
Yup. Always make sure he has recently saved his progress before attempting distractions. I like video games and I like sex, but sometimes it's like offering someone a chocolate cake when they're enjoying a beautifully cooked steak. The response will usually be 'no thanks, steak time now'.
JKPwnage 27
And some guys need to play their video games. Sex is a two-way street. If one party is not interested, it won't be fun.
shinikageWolf 15
If one party doesn't want to, I'm pretty sure that's a crime.
limegreenpoopie 31
I'm sorry; maybe it's time to have a serious talk with him?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Why so serious?
blueyoshi_fml 16
Cause he doesn't want to jump in bed at that exact second? As a girl gamer I really think video games are totally misunderstood. Join him op, most fun I've ever had with my husband!
Keiraquarium 12
Bit irrelevant but it always makes me cringe when people call themselves 'girl gamer'. Just say gamer, why is the fact that you're a girl necessary information?
9a_1z 12
I thiink 29 means video games are misunderstood by other women who don't realise how fun it'll be to join their husbands in playing and that it isn't just a 'guy thing', which would make her gender relevant, otherwise I agree with you.
connoreknaust 10
Extremely well put
koganti 18
He is a real gamer for sure
Xobubblyxo 23
Well he has his priorities in check.
BlackHawkSavior 28
That's the second best response he could've given
Sage5tar 12
I feel dumb that it took me a second to understand that...
rosslynch553 16
Lol i moderated this one
Rianna03 14
That's pretty funny actually. I get that you wanted to get hours attention, possibly for some sexy fun time, but keep in mind that just because you may want some, doesn't mean that he does in that time and moment. Sometimes people just need their space and chill out, and in a healthy relationship both partners recognize and respect that. ☺ Not that I'm saying you don't, OP. FYI, though. Try again in an hour? If all fails, play video games with him! That's pretty fun too. :P
Bob_Gray 6
#10 gets it
KittiKarnage 5
Wow, nobody is ever that understanding when a woman doesn't want to get intimate.
9a_1z 12
I think it's the same for both genders, straight mem get told off for not being manly, straight women get told 'he'll get it from somewhere else!', usually from other women. People are silly.
fakedsincerity 32
#24; agree. especially in pop culture/jokes it always "ugh damn woman faking a headache to get out of sex" and things like that and no one is sympathetic to her not being a 24/7 sex machine. but hopefully in real life (especially in relationships) it's not like that. ...well not in a healthy respectful relationship anyway.
StarOfDoom 26
Off topic, I think that is the first time i've seen an emoji in a FML comment haha
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#43: I didn't even realize that until you pointed it out. XD
inuyokai52 9
@27 my main problem with the headache excuse is that you shouldn't use an excuse to begin with, but rather you should just say you're not in the mood and aren't interested. A healthy relationship would be accepting of that and move on with their day
Dawnoftime 12
I need a life