Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Top comments
Bluekaren16 19
He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated
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Comments (243)
terrancemu 0
Take it off for him!!!!
whyisitincapital 25
Lol nice. He wasn't able to motorboat your bare breasts, so he started motorboating the pillows.
rcgirl2 11
Why didn't he just ask you to sit up and turn around so he could see what he was doing?
dude1122332 9
He gets cranky when he doesn't get his boobies..
AugustBurnsToast 14
Might be that your bra has a mind of its own was just doing what it thought was best for you.
Yourheadache 19
you arent gonna get anywhere near my boobies muhahahahaha
dude1122332 9
Please..
zaynismylove 2
you've been boob blocked
igive 29
more effective than the chastity belt.
thacar 1
Not tonight! Hahahaha hoowow!!
showmeyodick 0
awe, that's cuuuute doh(:
quincykid23 6
Had trouble my first time too. Decided to cut that shit off... Litterally
Im_MrSoloDolo 2
Haha that's just thug!
GovernorGeneral 8
Aww thats so cute xD How he hid his face in the pillows :3