Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML
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Top comments
Bluekaren16 19
He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated
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Comments (243)
A100893 30
Take it off yourself. Or hand him some scissors. Poor thing, it traumatized him. Why'd you wear one anyway? >:(
bettyloohoo 0
Well unless you want a girls boobs to be saggy we need to wear bras.
MyNameIsTatum 0
Boobs look bigger and better while wearing bras, and you can see nipples without bras
sbowk1 0
It took me awhile but now I do it with one hand .. Iv been dating me gf for 2 years so don't feel bad
The_Thinker 18
When it comes to spontaneous intimacy, the female brassier becomes man‘s worst obstacle. Akin to a Rubix cube, even. Having said that, I salute the challenging plight of grown men everywhere.
erinnrose 9
I think that's adorable or is it just me?
JustKittyKat 24
No, it's pretty damn cute.
wruch 6
I agree :) this fml sounds like my bf but i wouldn't count it as an fml because he's just so awesome.
bfsd42 20
88, congratulations on finding true love. :)
listofrandom 13
That's hilarious, but adorable none the less
stonedfishies 10
Lol. That reminds me of the Ted commercial, '**** you thunder!'
chickenkiller 0
Sounds like someone should find himself classy lady. One who doesnt wear bras.
KayS2 0
Ew!!!
Harpy20 24
Doesn't matter, had...none?
JordanGarcia 10
Haha, thats pretty funny. But I hate when bras wont seem to undo.
JustKittyKat 24
1. At first I thought by pillows, you meant your breasts. That would have been better. Haha 2. When I was younger, at a sleepover, I was dared to unhook a bra with my mouth. I did it in less than a minute. Surely, if he tries hard enough, he can unhook it. He needs to practice so one day he can use his mouth. ;) 3. Do guys not know that bras have hooks that clasp them? That may be helpful information. 4. If he honestly can't accomplish it, do it for him. It's sexy to take your own off anyway.
vulpixvixen24 7
I don't understand why it's so much easier for them if we're wearing front-clasp bras, yet those are the hardest ones to close. I seriously fumble with that shit! And trust me, my ex was 21, and he still ha trouble with bras. XD
RedPillSucks 33
Also, he may have been doing it in the dark.