Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML
Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
Today, I got a 25-cent raise at work. That would be wonderful, had they not cut 6 hours off my schedule as well. I'm now making $200 less a month than I was pre-raise. FML
Today, the person recently hired to work in my spot during my days off started at a higher hourly rate than me, after I have been here for nearly three years. I asked for a raise and got a dollar more; meanwhile, my regional counterparts make 4 dollars more per hour. FML
Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML
Today, I finally got a raise after years of hard work! Excited, I went on a shopping spree, but as I checked the latest prices, it turns out that my extra income barely covers the increase in my grocery bill. Thanks, inflation. FML
Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Today, everyone in my department got a raise except for me. Last week, I had been the one who asked for a raise for me and my fellow department members. FML
Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML
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Grizz8831 14
while all extra money is good... that sounds less like "way to go" and more like "there, that should shut them up". if you work in a civilized location talk to your boss about more of a raise or how to get a bigger raise. if you live in an area you can be fire for no reason... you may be SoL unless you find a better job.
DonULFonso 22
Before or after taxes?
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red6joker 8
sounds better than nothing.
Grizz8831 14
while all extra money is good... that sounds less like "way to go" and more like "there, that should shut them up". if you work in a civilized location talk to your boss about more of a raise or how to get a bigger raise. if you live in an area you can be fire for no reason... you may be SoL unless you find a better job.
DonULFonso 22
Before or after taxes?