Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
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crazedsyco 15
Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?
zaise_chsa 19
Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?
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Comments (102)
Laurenlou 24
Tattle on him to your mom or grandmaw. Make sure someone tells him how wrong it is to be doing that with your laptop if you are too embarrassed to do so yourself. That's just super disgusting!
Seany_93 18
Set meatspin as the mainpage and use a diff broswer that he doesnt know about hahaha
lakersfan2424 8
How are there any YDIs on this FML?
kemando 22
Was this AFTER you caught him masturbating at your computer?
fudgeimout 2
Does anyone else see the irony in this? Parental block used on a parent. LOL.
Googolman 29
Yes, after investing a significant amount of time closely speculating this FML, I have finally rounded up enough evidence that this FML contains irony.
DaDivineDevil 11
No shit, Sherlock.
DaDivineDevil 11
A whole new meaning to 'parental block'
sens3sfailing 25
If you are looking up **** instead of having sex there is a whole different problem here buddy. I think he is looking up **** because he isn't getting any sex, not because he just keeps turning it down to ********** and then claim it is "foreplay"
MatthewDmerrill 5
That must be why it's called a parental block.
adorable6 14
Is it me or does this sounds quite ironic ??
jermerc 9
waah