Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
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Top comments
crazedsyco 15
Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?
zaise_chsa 19
Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?
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Comments (102)
QueenMichael 16
Considering what it's called I really shouldn't be surprised... I really shouldn't be...
ms31_fml 3
It's called a password.
MaxG123 8
Why doesn't he have his own laptop?
stormchaser24 24
Why not put a password lock on it?
RedPillSucks 33
If he paid for the laptop, he may not allow her to put a password on it. Some parents have rules. Even creepy parents.
vencku 13
Good place to hide, though. A five-year-old would never clean up out of his own volition, and if forced, he would do it superficially. The boy would NEVER look under the bed.
Hluveradi 10
The irony...
Lct1196 31
Oh the irony
MsFML_ 16
You're the one who set up the camera for him & followed the people's advice, didn't you?
eyecon502 13
Don't forget to clean and disinfect the screen and keyboard. Oh hell...just burn the laptop and buy a mew one.
perdix 31
You need to get those disinfectant/spermicidal computer wipes. Wipe down the keyboard, screen and trackpad, and, if he's into POV ****, put on rubber gloves and wipe the bottom of the case three times!