Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, my 10-year-old "helped" me by “fixing” the parental controls on the iPad. I didn’t ask for help. Now it won’t let me access email, news, or even Google, but it will let me watch 47 hours of baby cartoons. I've been locked out of my own device by someone who can’t eat spaghetti without ruining a shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
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Top comments
livewire1701 8
Well they are called "parental controls".
ApollosMyth 22
If it's your iPad, why not just put a passcode he doesn't know?
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Comments (81)
livewire1701 8
Well they are called "parental controls".
jojj351 12
i gotta remember this
xlord 27
@23 Add it to favourites.
fml121785 14
At least it's only YouTube, hopefully he never discovers the endless amount of sights that have some REALLY dirty movies for free... you may never see your iPad again.
Ambient25 25
I'm still wondering exactly what "dirty videos" were on Youtube. The moment I see even the slightest hint of a nipple on there, Google swoops in and blocks that shit.
Ambient25 25
Shut up they were on YouPorn just admit it...
groovycrazyjoe 18
how will she explain why she have parental control to her dad on her iPad
ApollosMyth 22
If it's your iPad, why not just put a passcode he doesn't know?
LittlestPrincess 21
maybe he bought it for her. it happens quite often that parents buy their kids something expensive under the condition that they can use it too.
ApollosMyth 22
If that's the case, I wouldn't very well call it "OP's iPad".
bluehero 17
The I in iPad actually stands for interactive ;) But "OP's iPad" means she's the main user of it and probably allows her dad to use it, until this instance anyway lol
Harpy20 24
Lysol. EVERYDAY.
awkwarddebater 12
You should send me the links. You know, so I can better understand the problem.
zach205 24
The fact that #5 has 69 thumbs up makes it even better.
davisbr2 7
I had to thumb down so it had 69 thumbs up
AshaaFerreira 22
Well this isn't something you see everyday! Oh wait it FML you kind of do
fuzz97 23
no
anythingmustbe 18
Expected a smart ass. Got a smart ass.
AFur 10
What kind of videos would you get off YouTube anyway?
abu4u 26
I'm sure OP meant YouPorn. You know how autocorrect works.
AFur 10
Paaawsibly...
99megster 15
20) No, I think it's supposed to be Youtube. If it was YouPorn, OP would have just said he'd been watching ****, not "dirty videos".
Ifuckonthefirstd_fml 8
You can see breast examinations, genital examinations and art performances. All on youtube all with full frontal nudity.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow. I think you should have the "Talk" with your father.
Dave_Davington 34
Dirty videos on Youtube?! Since when is that a thing?
lexi365 20
College Humor can be pretty dirty haha. ;)
anythingmustbe 18
#40 while they may have dirty undertones they really don't show anything dirty. Well they censor it at least..
anythingmustbe 18
#10 well people get round this by watching examinations. Like how to perform a ****** or Breast exam. I know this because em... my friend told me...
Dave_Davington 34
Not sure why'd you'd bother to do that when the internet is jam packed with free ****, but I suppose there's at least one person in the world with a medical instructional video fetish.
Grauncho 27
You're brave for still touching that iPad.
greenfishbait 19
It's almost like a virtual strip club.