Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
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Top comments
crazedsyco 15
Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?
zaise_chsa 19
Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?
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Comments (102)
missadoodikins 9
Am I the only one who appreciates the irony of him using a parental block to block a parent?
perdix 31
No. Ironically, you didn't browse the comments to see that several others have explicitly pointed out the irony of this story.
DanielleinDC 34
What is it with men using their daughters' computers to look at ****? That's just disrespectful. Use your own damn computer.
KaiCer0 8
They've got the name of the feature down correctly
elrcastor 8
change the pasword on your computer and don't tell him about it
kobelstone23 13
In an alternate universe...
krisanda 5
Ha! "Parental block". I see what ya did there ;)
Catkam623 27
Or maybe it's suspicious if you've been caught before and the history's cleared?
dapickle 9
That programs is so aptly named...
purpleronnie88 15
Or you could just password protect your laptop so he can't use it at all...
hateevryone 15
Don't let him use your laptop.