Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
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Top comments
crazedsyco 15
Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?
zaise_chsa 19
Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?
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Comments (102)
ratorr2 23
It's sad when you have to parent your parents.
thunderr 3
lmaooo parental control!! made by parents, for parents
RachelleMonae 7
HAAA!
Olivia_73 4
How sick.. :@
jep00 8
Or you could just put a passcode on it!!
nightmare_656 2
who still downloads **** tell him to stream it.
unachicahermosa 5
And finally a real meaning to the word "Parental Block" literally, nice job OP
sweetypieluvsyou 9
Been there.
nick3600 22
Who's the parent now ************