Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML
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Top comments
crazedsyco 15
Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?
zaise_chsa 19
Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?
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Comments (102)
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
If it's not too embarrassing for you, you should probably confront him about it or leave a note for him to see when he borrows the laptop. It's a little weird that he's using his own child's laptop for that.
TwitchingNebula 17
And it's a little weird for said child to confront the parent about that...
laden_swallow09 35
28- it's totally weird that the father is using his child's laptop to fap in the first place - the child's laptop. Unfortunately, the situation calls for confrontation, regardless of how weird it is.
RedPillSucks 33
Considering her user name, direct confrontation may not be possible. In addition, if she tattled on him, he'll just claim she's lying to cover up her looking at ****. This is a lose-lose situation for her and I think she did the only viable thing, password protect her laptop.
ladyvidel 19
Hahaha OP! That's just wrong and cool all at once!
robo_thunder 13
I'm missing the cool part here
CrackC 5
Wheres your mom
onorexveritas 24
That's what password protection is for.
tygerarmy 35
Now it's what parental lock is for, to lock out parents.
anythingmustbe 18
God some people have no self respect. Fap,fap,fap,fap.... Its absolutely disgusting.
insaneDONUTZ 15
oh geez tell him to get a tablet or phone!
Homer1975 14
be a open mind son, you have a health dad
vencku 13
I suppose there's something to be said for this. As long as he isn't wanking in front of you, why should he not be allowed to privately? I'm sure OP masturbates or has sex occassionally. The bed/shower/... you do it in; whose is it? If you do it in your dad's house, why can't he use your pc?
RedPillSucks 33
1. OP is a (apparently underaged) girl (so not a son) 2. The most likely reason the dad is using her laptop is to avoid getting caught, so I don't think she's being closeminded about the situation.
cherylstar71 4
I found your misfortune extremely funny and for that I'm sorry.
Dreamkiller51 5
You should tell your mom and see what she thinks!!!
OfficialJSmooth 8
Well you found out the "hard way". Good solution though