Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said, "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML
Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a nice seafood dinner where we had some great crab legs. Later tonight we drove down to the beach and started messing around. He started touching me... with his hands still covered in salty crab juice. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML
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Top comments
illmatic2 16
I hate it when parents say gross stuff like that.
airball33 0
Hahahaha that awesome at least they have a sense of humor
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Comments (157)
Quest_ 13
Your parents sound sweet!
Schizomaniac 24
How do you know what her parents sound like?
FMLRelapse 4
win
caoboi 0
u r sweet like a motherfuck
ianzzz 0
not fml worthy. your dad has a sence of humor and so does your mom. get over it.
od4ev 13
This is not an FML. Be glad that your parents are fun.
ClaireBear9087 0
you think youre picture makes you look attractive but it doesnt
doublerainbow 0
55 wins lol so true
johnnie99 0
55. WIN
kalm23 0
agreed
anorexicbarbie 8
You are picture?
od4ev 13
Thanks for ******** on me for no reason.
sasonzal 4
stop being a bitch
ImaginaryFoe 1
Stop stalking your parents! Find a beach friend and let them have their alone time. YDI
FriesWithASideOf 0
Hopefully your comment was sarcastic. If you really said that then I feel that you appear as a negative thinker 24/7.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Oh, I'm 100% serious. OP's parents should get an order of protection against OP.
FFFFFUUUUU 0
Lol ^^^^^ this wins
antb01 0
that's ****** sick
deafeningsilence 8
agreed.
The_Earth 0
awe.. I did the same thing with the moon when we first met. except of course, it was when we saw some astronauts.. and when more like this: moon: "look! it's an astronaut!" me: "oh! it must've escaped out of my grass!"
Trollz4daLULZ 2
So deliciously absurd that I laughed until I cried. Well done, home planet!
Icyyy 0
That's so cute <33 This comment made me fave this Fml.
denvan 0
That was so well done Earth. It was a good laugh
thirdbase1733 0
well that sucked
illmatic2 16
Op, quit being so crabby.
xoxo_Becky_xoxo 0
^^ win. just sayin'.
jailbot 7
Oh grow up.
lgd921 0
**** you.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
No. YOU grow up.
crazyaces89 7
Awkward....