Today, I went to the beach. I was in the ocean and I looked over my shoulder and saw a big black spot. Knowing that there were big crabs on the beach, I screamed. Everyone in the water heard including the lifeguards. It turns out it was just my shadow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML
Today, I went to explore a beach that was rumoured to have big crabs on it instead of the usual small tide pool crabs. I found out that the rumours were true went I went to flip over a rock, which was in fact not a rock. I now have to explain to a doctor how I ended up needing stitches again. FML
Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML
Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML
Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the beach. We were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I noticed that a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
Today, I was snorkeling when a stingray suddenly appeared when I thought I was just looking at sand. It startled me, so my heel made contact with a sea urchin so that then startled me, and my other foot hit another one. FML
Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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Top comments
daarlingdamsel 0
If I were you I would keep that kind of stupidity to myself...just a thought.
DirtyParkBench 0
You act like you've never had crabs before.
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Comments (77)
lottofee 0
hahahahhahaha this made me laugh. not realy fyl, but its funny.
Anonanimal 0
it's fake.
seb12992 0
First, to the OP, YDI. To number 25, I don't see why you'd think it's fake. I've seen stuff like this happen before, and 99.9% of the time it's a woman.
Enoch134 0
my cuzin was terrified of his shadow for 6 years!!!!
zymn 6
why would you even do that? what dangerous things are there that are black in obviously shallow water?
Spyingcheeseman 8
Idk. Big crabs maybe
ExtremeEncounter 32
Her username is thalasophobic. I also have that phobia.
pheonixfire13 17
Stingrays or sharks?
gorguz14evar 0
There are so many FMLS about this, yet so many stupid people in the world do this like me. I thought I was being stalked once. It was my shadow. FAIL.
codyxfail 0
I knew she was a woman right when I read it.
timtam24 0
yeah coz guys scream when they see crabs, well done
womanjesus 0
stfu you fruit
LaRee 0
wow. youre a dick.
katiemarie62996 4
sexist cocksucker...
pugpuggy 21
Suck my female dick!
fnool 0
Silly paranoia. Nice username, though.
DirtyParkBench 0
You act like you've never had crabs before.
kellbelle26 0
Not an FML, but it's kinda funny. Who's been letting the shitty stories in lately?
gamerdude94 2
That sounds like something I would do...
WonderBlunder 0
Why would you be scared of a crab if you're a girl? you don't have a wiener to worry about!! And I know crabs can't resist clamping wieners!! >:
_Noon_ 0
This one is boring. Not an FML, hardly funny. Next.
womanjesus 0
if it's not funny don't comment retard