Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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MissHumanoid 0
Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D
smiller0789 3
That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.
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Comments (161)
FYLminerocks 7
Cancel message.. cancel message.... FML.. try doing that with your friend (with benefits) and you're dad..
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
If the trainer is a man, he is texting his bodybuilder-like friends, you are dead... If the trainer is a women, she is texting her bodybuilder-like boyfriend, you are dead... ...yeah...FYL
GarryG 0
just say some little kid was messing around on ur phone...
_krispy 0
OP you're ever so romantic
ayleyyasuko 0
I lol'd at this one for some time there
Shemozzle 2
Today. I received a text message from one of my personal training clients saying, "All I want is to touch your sweet *******." I'm a man. FML.
courtsx 0
YDI for saying "*******" she's trying to be nice and get you a present. Show a bit of respect... But FYL if the trainer is a guy... then you have your face to worry about... x
irelandguy 0
instead of FML-ing, do damage control. text your trainer 'sorry that was for my girlfriend.'
evybeth 0
LMFAO
tchaikovsky93 0
LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!! Made my day :)