Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
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MissHumanoid 0
Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D
smiller0789 3
That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.
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Comments (161)
MissHumanoid 0
Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this sounds scarily alike that porno I watched last night...
KingDingALing 9
TRFG- 2 Girls 1 Cup doesn't count as a porno.
johnnyexpl0sion 0
I woulda been like "baby, all i want is your sweet ******* in my face.. and a ********.. and a new flat screen.."
Lady_Tahtahs 0
Well it was reasonable til you added the flatscreen. Tsk tsk
Toxxic_Blackout 0
WHAT THE HELL OP YOU ARE A DISGUSTING AND DELUSIONAL BITCH WHO THE **** SAYS THAT TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE HER FEEL GOOD OR DID YOU THINK THAT SHE WOULD THINK IT'S SWEET? YOU BETTER BE GLAD YOUR GF DIDN'T GET IT OR SHE WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR DUMBASS TO THE CURB WHERE YOU BELONG
Alexxx125 0
haha really??
NoahSpencer33 0
So I'm guessing you didn't get your trainers *******?:(
silentscore 0
personal trainer just took on a whole new meaning
syddyb 0
is your trainer a girl?
LovelyTokyo 0
They might not even respond, they figured it wasn't for them.
lalohuerta 0
o
crabgass 3
it's a common mix up
rockyraccoon28 8
you will either have a new stalker, or no trainer.
ItsJustMak 0
or no girlfriend
actingbro 3
or 2 girlfriends?
ginious 0
or 1 boyfriend and 1 girlfriend.
Darraghscoot 0
59=are you the OP's girl friend?::)
ThatGuyFromNZ 0
well done sir
ItsJustMak 0
116 NOOO haha but if i was he would be' gettin an Ass kickinh
beannybub 2
I wouldn't go that far, it was a simple mistake
Cuppycakes15 0
Aha Nice
smiller0789 3
That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.
ERICA833 0
haha very true!
grandtheftrondo 2
If the trainer was male it would be funny and an easily explainable mistake. If the trainer is female, ouchhh
lajaynay 15
Awkward yet avoidable. You're a dumbass.
washingtongirl 8
agreed!
jakegryan 0
agreed thts why you should just call the person... kinda funny to hear what she says tho
pitineo_fml 0
hopefully your eybrows will get thinner
desigirl2010 0
108-Are you talking about 5? I think they look great!
awesomeguy1221 4
You gotta check before you send!
KChubs 12
If you are on FML you should already have learned that lession. BTW #6 Mayday Parade is awesome!
macgruberiscool 0
it would be really ackward if the trainer was a girl, guy not as much
wednesdeyy 5
Just say, "One of my dumb friends was messing with my phone, sorry".
Lilllly_1316 0
We know that your under the age of 13...
boopityboppity 11
And your rationale, Lilllly, is?
ShadyFTW1 0
Also, your point?
DocBastard 40
And we all know the difference between "your" and "you're." You, sadly, do not.
DocBastard 40
That was directed at Lilllllllllly. Sorry folks. *kicks self in left nut*
Zmeilerr 22
And why the hell aren't you telling her wrong number??
AthinaMarie 0
Probably wants to see what the response will be o_O Never hurts to try!
Draminicaus 0
Yeah, if the response he gets is bad, then he can say "Omfg! I ttly ddnt men t snd tht 2 u" If its good, on the other hand, he doesn't necessarily have to explain the mix-up. You know, just throwing that out there.
_krispy 0
hes probably secretly hoping she'll say soemthing dirty back to him :L
DrainedOfSanity 4
there will be blood. and another FML.