Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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MissHumanoid 0
Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D
smiller0789 3
That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.
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Comments (161)
Shorty_Shaza 5
well i dont think he wrote that on purpose for his trainer
boopityboppity 11
*Facepalm*
Frasito 0
It's Sherlock Holmes in the flesh!
_krispy 0
haha let's just pretend that was sarcastic :)
Nick14450 0
so what? just explain to her it's an honest mistake.
lalaof12 0
how cute :p
swagerific227 0
hmmmm.......get a better phone
kindlystfupls 0
wouldn't have any "accidental texts" with an iPhone... just sayin.. lol
Pb25797051 0
well thats nice Im guessing if he is gay then thats a problem. Heres a test: Get some vinegar, cardboard and some water, make a toy volcano. if he is too busy sucking a dick, he's gay.
jakegryan 0
YDI for having AT&T oh and YDI for not calling her
vballer1234 0
I don't get why you don't just explain the situation to her... it would be a lot less awkward
TitaniumSilver 0
Now forward this message to all the hot girls in your contact list, and wait for response. :)
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for being a pervert. there's a time and place for those remarks and when she's trying to buy you a nice gift isn't one of them. random comments like that don't usually make girls feel good. get a little respect and wait till it's appropriate to say that stuff, like while you're fooling around.
Draminicaus 0
Well, what if she was being a little inappropriate in their previous texts? Yeah, a lot of girls don't like those random, naughty texts. But, how would you feel if you sent your guy something a little flirty like "I'm looking at some sexy Santa undies. What do you want for Christmas? ;)" and got back, "A flat-screen." Hmm? *Awaits the female beat-down*
thezaincan 0
men just can't win.
persephone13 0
Seriously, I agree. It depends on the relationship. Sounds like he's simply being naughty/playful. I'd be perfectly content with a text like that from my boyfriend--I love sending him sexy texts. I would respond in kind.
sarinasusu 2
Well that wasn't smart. Maybe you should look at the name of the person you're sending a text to.? just an idea. but fyl :/