Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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MissHumanoid 0
Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D
smiller0789 3
That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.
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Comments (161)
dannyboy66 7
is ur trainer a man
omghellokitty90 0
your awaiting the respond?? dude Wtf your supposed to say wrong number..
starile 20
Not if he wants to explore the possibilities..
Shorty_Shaza 5
who says '*******'?? Lol
rockhound 0
every1luvstitties
deannoz 0
^ This.
jakegryan 0
i do, and every other 12-50 year old male... if u love tittiez just scream it aloud!
Draminicaus 0
You can't say ******* without giggling a little on the inside. Kinda like how you can't say wiener in a serious conversation.
_krispy 0
hahaha touche
123zc1 3
Who said the trainer is a woman?
dannyboy66 7
exactly
Draminicaus 0
Well, if his trainer is a male and he isn't sending "Wrong number" texts, then the OP should break-up with his girlfriend. Just a thought.
Yasmine1991 0
lol very wrong number !
ersa1802 0
atta boy.
iloveloosy12 0
just watch shell say he'll yeahss
boopityboppity 11
"Someone help, I'm being strangled"?
DocBastard 40
Boners, my Idiot-English translation engine does the job for me: "Just you wait and see. She (the trainer) will say, 'Hell yeah!'" You're welcome.
AthinaMarie 0
Lmao! ^ Can always count on Boopityboppity and docs comments to make me laugh xD
notsoluckypup 12
double FML if ur trainer if a dude... xP
notsoluckypup 12
is*
boopityboppity 11
And *Double. And *your.
Blazingcrono 6
You can't start a sentence with "and" bro.
derplol 0
Yes you can. You just have to be careful when you do.
DRush_fml 12
How do you "accidentally" write that?? YDI!
ItsJustMak 0
it was for his girlfriend not the trainer
nickmeier1 4
hi