Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML
Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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trulypar 34
Imagine if you'd accidentally brushed his shoulder when you walked by....he'd probably be buying wedding rings!
Ms_ValS 27
In Chandler's voice: Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!
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Comments (44)
leogachi 15
If I were you i would probably be rude to him every time I saw him after that. You can't accuse me of leading you on now, mother ******.
tranced_ 45
.. he probably has an hidden agenda..
Tripartita 45
Yeah, he's really trying to lower tariffs so he can exchange oil with her. Wait, that just sounds like an innuendo.
Soninuva 41
At least you're not Mexican or French; their greetings consist of cheek kisses. He might have proposed on the spot!
AmeliaPond21042 20
or even iraqi, my fiance and his whole family moved from there and i get cheek kisses from them, including father and brothers. still getting used to that :)
scarlett3diaz 24
It's not just Mexicans, its other Latino countries as well
hasooon 24
Your sisters best friend, and you only talked to him once in a 5 year period?!
Ameel_fml 19
Is that so strange? I haven't lived with my siblings for years, so I don't even know half their friends, let alone talk to them.
brezzyanna 17
Even when I lived with both my brothers, I never spoke to their friends, and they never spoke to mine
91hayek 31
Your sister is enabling him by taking his side. She should just be honest with him that he is being irrational and that what he is feeling is not love and you will not reciprocate whatever it is he is feeling.
sarcasmine 19
Fez ?
xx000o 27
Maybe your sister needs to examine her true feelings about her creepy best friend.
ThatHorse 15
Okay this is probably the point where you call the cops. People like that tend to get very out of control very quickly (speaking from experience here)
Dean__Winchester 16
Congrats, you found your Steve Urkle to your Laura Winslow
Lalala579121 28
Everyone knows that "Hi, how have you been?" is code for "Hi, wanna have sex?".