Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was about to admit and open up to my good friend about the guy I like, who she's known longer than I have, until I heard her say something to another friend about him: "Stop pestering my sister's boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my sister-in-law told me calmly that she never cared for me, likes her brother's ex more than me, and probably will always dislike me. It was our first serious conversation ever, that I initiated because I wanted to "maintain our great friendship." FML
Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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trulypar 34
Imagine if you'd accidentally brushed his shoulder when you walked by....he'd probably be buying wedding rings!
Ms_ValS 27
In Chandler's voice: Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!
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Comments (44)
isaak_sanchez 18
Remind me not to ask creepy people how they've been
Mathalamus 25
Ok. Don't talk to anyone who seems creepy. :)
techiejames 8
How is that leading him on?
ThePandoricaOpen 18
That's just it, it isn't. The sister is just being an idiot.
Richard6036 13
Wow I guess I've been trying to hard and just think all it would've taken me to get some was for you to ask me how I'm doing
9a_1z 12
This is baffling, was your sister a pimp in her past life? I mean, I want my friends to have a happy sex life too but other than wishing them well I want nothing to do with it.
MonstreBelle 29
Let me guess, he is a Nice Guy that is always in the friend-zone because bitches never give nice guys like him a chance and are only interested in assholes? He obviously thinks he is entitled to have sex with any woman he wants that is polite enough to say hi. Don't apologize and certainly don't feel bad or guilty. You didn't do anything wrong. Saying hi is not leading someone on in any way. Apologizing would only be giving him the attention he wants. The only person that is owed an apology in this situation is you, by both him and your sister.
pjsr 33
I feel so flattered you shared this FML with me OP - I didn't even know you liked me! When can we get together?!?
HotFrosty 14
I'm sure he told a different story to your sister then what really happened. She will get sick of his crap someday.
orsombre_fml 11
Your sister should apologize to YOU for siding with a creep.
kemando 22
you tease.
JackFaire 27
"you have been leading on my best friend too" "oh yeah how" "You exist! Yeah that's right I can bring the crazy too!"