Today, outraged about the high gas prices, I thought it would be funny to buy some stickers of Joe Biden saying, “I did that” to put them on the gas pumps next to the prices. I was caught by the owner, and am no longer welcome in that gas station for “vandalism.” FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be cool to record an Instagram reel pumping gas and put a recording of Donald Trump saying how Biden’s presidency will cause gas prices to go up. I got so distracted with editing that my gas tank ended up overflowing, and it poured everywhere. I spent all the money I had. FML
Today, I work as a butcher at my local supermarket. I was about to clear my area for the night to find that some assbucket has put “Fuck Joe Biden” stickers all over the frozen turkeys. I had to remove them. Even when I did, there was still sticker residue on them. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, it's my last week working at a gas station. A fat middle-aged man threw a hissy over the price of 2-liter Coke and demanded I change it. I asked him to leave; he wouldn't, and forced me to call the cops. He stormed out as I was on the phone, pointed at me, and called me a "weak piece of shit". Three more days… FML
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML
Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML
Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
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slkeithh 14
Surely you can see why you deserved this, yeah? Go back to school and think about your life choices.
Plop 17
Well, since Republicans are all about "respect of private property" and "personal responsibility", I'm sure you're completely fine with the gas station owner's decision, right?
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slkeithh 14
Surely you can see why you deserved this, yeah? Go back to school and think about your life choices.
VintageReddress 13
Don’t touch shit that doesn’t belong to you. Isn’t that the one of the first rules most kids learn? It doesn’t stop applying just because you’re an adult. Actions have consequences, even if it doesn’t seem like a big deal to you.
mattiagardin 15
Today you can't really tell the truth anymore
maskedangel 11
Someone did this to the gas pumps by my place. Idk if they got in trouble but I thought it was hilarious
Plop 17
Well, since Republicans are all about "respect of private property" and "personal responsibility", I'm sure you're completely fine with the gas station owner's decision, right?
AzraelAngelus 15
Op doesn’t have to be republican to hate Biden there are plenty of democrats and independents where I live that hate him
Brightside86 31
Worth noting gas in the US is unusually cheap, compared to other country. In America's hat the average price is $5.936 per gallon atm.
vg 4
In my country gas has been up to 12$ a gallon. I don't blame Joe Biden tho, cause I'm not an idiot.
SamanthaThe1st 23
YDI for thinking the President has any control over gas prices
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
That's not "vandalism," it's real vandalism to deface someone's property. You could get in a lot of trouble.
Marcella1016 32
Gas prices are high around the whole world, between the pandemic and the war (and many other factors). Why do you think the president has any control over gas prices? Seriously, I would love an answer because I have never, ever understood this logic. What is the logic? Spell it out for me, please.
oathbound 3
Just putting it out there: This is Putin's fault. If you aren't content blaming him, OP, the next most direct no-goodnik would be the corporate profiteeers who chose to raise their prices when Europe took a principalled stand and stopped buying Russian gas. And if you aren't content blaming a corporation, BLAME TRUMP. BLAME OBAMA. BLAME W. BLAME CLINTON. BLAME BUSH SR. BLAME EVERYONE IN OFFICE SINCE 1991. But blaming Biden is like blaming the fire department for the fire because they came running when your house caught on fire after you used candles near a dry christmas tree. People thought Trump was playing keep away with aid money just as a political scheme to help him in the next election. But did you know Exxon ended up going into Ukraine to help them with an energy crisis? Rex Tillerson's Exxon. That one. The same Exxon with deep ties to Russia state gas and oil companies? Did you know that Ukraine had to open it's waters to foreign companies for drilling as result of an energy crisis created by the west agreeing they'd buy gas cheap from russia, and in exchange, no one else would be allowed to sell gas to Ukraine - and made worse when Trump refused to give money to Ukraine that Ukraine had already earned by divesting of its nukes? (We are so behind on the funds we promised to pay them to cover expenses of divesting). I'm sorry you don't like paying more for gas. Ukrainians don't like Putin attempting genocide.