Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
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br0ccoli 15
Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"
thatgirlinoregon 21
"What's that sound?"
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Comments (111)
xDollyLove 3
Reading all of this just made me so paranoid...
LAMKWHIM 11
I don't think cleaning his ears would make any difference if it layed them deep enough. That's pretty disturbing though!
kemando 22
This is how the apocalypse begins... Its 2012, they were right, it's starting.
perdix 31
Sounds ;) like those baby bugs are getting a *lowers sunglasses* fair hearing.
DocBastard 40
Shame on you, Perdix. I thought you were above this.
RedPillSucks 33
and you forgot YYYEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!!
perdix 31
Nah, I like the *lowers sunglasses* motif if the closing word or two carries sufficient punch. It is a dangerous tool if the masses don't agree with my assessment.
BrysGirl27 14
Just be glad you didnt find bugs anywhere else;p
AliceLockehart 18
I have a really bad ear infection at the moment.. You've made me so paranoid D:
naduskalove 3
OMG ...........
SpottedZebra42 14
Ear wax is made in our ears to prevent incidents like this. Stop saying OP's filthy. If he was, then this wouldn't have happened.
mrssuarez2011 12
Everyone swallows something like 5 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping.
callmesillyxxx 1
Ohh hell no!!! Ewewew eh