Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
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br0ccoli 15
Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"
thatgirlinoregon 21
"What's that sound?"
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Comments (111)
CuteDumBlonde64 11
An ear infection is gross, but an ear Infestation BEYOND GROSS!
betseyville 6
This is why I sleep with headphones in.
Shleebs 12
For every hour you have headphones in your ears, the bacteria increases 700 times. (:
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure she feels better now. Wait... Is that for the earbud kind or the ear muff kind?
scarletchamber 0
u r. retarded
OkitaCockroach 19
That's ******* disgusting. Why do all of the FML OPs attract bugs lately?
coffee_man900 16
Seems like a strange comment/question from someone with such a name #14 lol :)
pinky78711 5
Agreed
LookOnBrightSide 12
That's horrible, OP. I sincerely feel bad for you.
TravisTJC 0
What kinda bug is it???
abethehonest 4
the earwig of course
MissHayleyJames 7
It wouldn't be an earwig since earwigs got their name from laying their eggs in ears of corn. They won't lay them in your ears. I'm curious as to what kind of bugs they were also. Don't worry though people. If bugs somehow do end up in your ears (and the odds are VERY slim so I don't know what OP was doing to have this happen) they can't get to your brain like movies like to make you think. There's too much tissue and a layer of bone that they can't get through.
Isoldael 27
Saying it's an earwig would be the same as suggesting cockroaches... Well, you get the idea.
Coffeebang 17
Ugh that's nasty
mdtdnb 7
Q-tip Op...Q-tip...
xxmrxx13 0
I have tried the same thing bro....
Voldy_fml 16
WTF? OP, you need a shower, and Q-Tips. Not trying to sound rude, but really..
mrtjawesome 14
if a magician pulls a dime out your ear, he might get something else...