Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
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Top comments
br0ccoli 15
Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"
thatgirlinoregon 21
"What's that sound?"
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thatgirlinoregon 21
"What's that sound?"
KaanTech 0
Haha my thoughts are exactly the same FYL op you are infected Kill it kill it with fire before it lay eggs.... Oh shit we are too late
chris36taylor 2
Same happened to me, not the best thing ever
loopsy_fml 14
I checked my ears when I read this
br0ccoli 15
Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"
br0ccoli 15
Thats from Dane Cook's skit if anyone is curious
SpruceDread4578 13
Thanks, 19! Now I'll be able to understand your reference :)
t765234 10
19- Dane cook, really? Leave, just leave.
Zaros_fml 24
59- Sometimes he can be legitimately funny. Don't be a twat.
InstantRanbowMix 0
Dane cook is funny ... Except In the movie Employee of the Month.
sweetpea41800 0
Now that's just plain gross!!!
ohSNAPyall 27
Calm down. Don't bug out just yet.
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
Hahahaha ewww I have nightmares about that all the time and whenever I get an ear ache, all I can think about is every bug that I've ever seen in my place! Gross! (ants everywhere, no matter what we do and it creeps me out so baaaaad!)
RedPillSucks 33
I have that same fear. Glad to know I'm not *twitch* crazy.
QuirkyCorgiLove 8
Someone with a demon for their pic crazy? No way. xD
Zarniclopsindorf 24
Good lord, what have you been doing with those ears?
Zarniclopsindorf 24
Not poking them with enough Q-tips. That much is clear.
Pudagiah 12
Am I the only one who, after reading this post, checked my ears in the mirror and cleaned them out with a Q-tip?
LMA0 5
Am I the only one who noticed that he responded to his own comment?
chimocho 8
Well, you're not really supposed to put the cottonbuds actually IN your ears...
ladyLALAA 29
You should all try those ear candles, weird and gross but they work!
RedPillSucks 33
ear candles??? I'm afraid to google after those "blue waffle", "two girls, one cup" and "two guys, one horse" incidents.
t765234 10
58-Don't forget goatse.
Zarniclopsindorf 24
Many thanks 25, evidently I am developing some kind of dissociative identity disorder. I'll make sure I bring it up next time I run into myself. That way we will both be aware and better able to publicly compensate.
emeraldisle 30
That's beyond disgusting. I don't even wanna know how you found out.
PostItSticker 11
Always wash behind your ears AND inside when showering.
Jamesdean1956 0
I wonder if it's still counted abortion if it's in your ear
Mercedes16 7
Ew. Sorry OP. That sucks
berichsoon 11
I wonder how long u go without cleaning ur ears for bugs to use them to lay eggs, now that's a long time
Isoldael 27
You're not supposed to clean deep inside the ear (you could damage your eardrum and you will push any dirt in deeper) and they lay eggs right there - deep inside the ear. Hygiene has nothing to do with this.