Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
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br0ccoli 15
Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"
thatgirlinoregon 21
"What's that sound?"
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Comments (111)
katringummyworm 0
Me too.
KiddNYC1O 22
Thumbs up if you picked your ears.
Lily_lops95 0
Blurp
InsanishDanish 10
That is really nasty. Ugh... *shudders*
magnusb1 1
Try lightpipes or something like that, they make some kind of fire inside your ear! It sounds painful but it really isn't :)
Bluedog42 7
What?!
Schmoozee98 0
u had to leard the hard way didnt u
AyooXKayytee 0
Usually while in the shower, you clean everywhere..
hm23b 1
Ewwwwwwwwww
emochicksrule 1
That's frikkin DISGUSTING