Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML
Today, a bug crawled inside my ear. In a panic, I called my boyfriend to come over and help me. His mother told him to put pee in my ear to kill the bug so it would just fall out. I ended up in the hospital because the pee made the bug want to claw its way out through my eardrum. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I've has a constant feeling like something is moving in my ear. I'm a severe arachnaphobic, and my dad is trying to convince me a spider is in my ear laying eggs. FML
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML
Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML
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br0ccoli 15
Did it whisper sweet nothings into your ear? "taste the rainbow"
thatgirlinoregon 21
"What's that sound?"
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Comments (111)
Techtacular 0
Dear god! I'm guessing you'll be sleeping with ear plugs from now on.
linkinpark98 24
*is currently putting duct tape over ears*
shushu26 20
Ew!!! Clean your ears everyday!!
kitta22 6
U can have the cleanest ears and still get bugs in then. Spiders can go in and out ur mouth nose ears and other holes in the body so can another. I watch a lot of medical shows. magnets can live in ur skin as well as other bugs.
Dajucy1 7
I wasn't aware magnets were bugs
ciaobella89_fml 3
pretty sure she meant maggots
thiscrazything 1
Magnetic maggots.
RedPillSucks 33
Great. Now I'll be up late, cringing in some corner with 9 cups of coffee trying not to sleep so all manner of bugs and magnetic creatures wont crawl in my ear or any other hole in my body. Thank God, I'm a guy. One less hole to worry about.
MissHayleyJames 7
Bugs RARELY will go in your mouth or any other holes. They like damp, dark, cool, still places. All of the holes on your body are warm and you have air coming out of your nose and mouth. There's probably a less than 1% chance of it happening so no worries guys.
S7YX 9
61- Actually there is a fish in the amazone wich can creep into that hole and anchor itself in place with hooks on its body.
LivsterA 0
TMI
emochicksrule 1
Well thanks now I'll be able to go to sleep
mrtjawesome 14
you never know if you have bugs in your house until its too late. i woke up once with a couple of medium sized bugs in my hair once scared the CRAP outta me
kitta22 6
I woke up to a spider walking up my arm
Jewnut 0
You can always sleep with a panty hose over your head ;p
ncvane 5
Raising Hope is awesome.
S7YX 9
Just make sure you don't get strangled by it.
Hts777 4
Disgusting. Go clean your ears
KaelaKhaotic 5
When people say wash yourself everywhere, they mean it. That's just nasty.
katcot99 11
EW! Clean your ears every once in awhile why dontcha ?
citymayer 7
Omg. That's my worst nightmare! :(