Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
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KissablePsycho 0
I hope you're thinking about ******* the shit out of her and not something stupid like laundry or something.
Felendris 0
it happens to all of us... ...just not during sex.
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Comments (78)
ugofficial 0
your gay
guyy22 0
WTF ydi for having a brain
brieanna101 0
he's not gay if he has a girlfriend dumbass no need to misuse the word
guyy22 0
give ur gf a pimp slap and get her to make you a sandwhich.
megiscool123 0
lmao fail
ashlynn610 12
Ugh I'm sick of all of the "sammich" jokes!!! They aren't funny, just saying. (:
CanadianHuney 0
true that's soooo fail
BABiiRAWr 0
just stop thinking
Felendris 0
it happens to all of us... ...just not during sex.
thelovelyrye 0
U have a brain too, smart one! Everyone has a freaking brain!
rohosoccer08 1
... but not everyone uses theirs!
BABiiRAWr 0
he should stop using his top head and use more his bottom head
Hated_By_FML 0
ydi for not smoking more pot. that stuff will clear your mind
parker330033 0
ha ha. nice!
bubbarific 0
slap tht bitch and tell her to go make you a sammich, you shudnt have to succumb to the inferiority of a woman
Kelsey_Caroline 0
It is a scientifically proven fact that, even though the male brain mass is generally larger, on average women are smarter than men. Also, women use a larger percentage of their brain than men do.
eastside09 0
well u must just be really bad in the sack . tell ur girl I could fix tht ;)
Lochcelious 0
@33 Obviously EVERYONE use their brain unless they are dead. While maybe not or complex thought processes, it at least regulates breathing and heart pumping mechanisms.
Triggerhappy 0
yeah those have been pissing me off for the amount of disrespect to women it has in it. (the sandwich jokes)
atticuz 2
there's not much to think about when you're ******* #27. dayum.
PottheadSam 0
gaurentee if u had sex with sumone new that u wouldn't be thinking that. you and ur girl have ****** way to much that it's just routine now and btw don think of ur mom next time
silvereyedpuma 0
seriously? sooo your not getting any are you? sucks to be you, and it's not funny btw
Shorty2592 0
ydi, no sex, more sammiches.
iZacy 0
it's impossible to stop thinking cuz then u just think about how to stop
pooldude 24
Firstly, if thinking makes him gay then we all r gay.. Well, except you of course. Second, it's "you're" dumbass
sh1thed 0
what the **** are you thinking about during sex? your mom or something? your girlfriend must be one ugly bitch.
guyy22 0
at 2 chill the **** up
x805xUnknown 6
A.d.d much?!
Daerauko 0
maybe he was trying to focus on not cumming to early and now she's made the poor guy selfconcious.
Person1233 13
think think think think think think
sabatical 0
woah! see what we did there? team awesome I think so!!
sabatical 0
penispenispenispenispenis. oh what?
sabatical 0
how does that switch itself around... neat
Jordanxxlll 0
lol
sabatical 0
haha awesome fail
BABiiRAWr 0
the Penis Game
parker330033 0
that's funny
sabatical 0
the penis game rules! pigs in a blanket!
cooldannyboy 0
that sucks op, being self aware of the fact you think to much while your in the process of think lol.
Jordanxxlll 0
lol how can she tell? you thinking about which hole you need to put it in?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LMAO :-p
Snugglez 0
how is this an fml? gay
Surrealkiller 1
can't let them get in your head like that
mmmmBLT 0
I don't see how having a girlfriend makes you not gay maybe he closet **** using the gf as a cover up???